Well al bee, a mutha truckin dictator cap. A cap to wear while wearing white vests, trucking, attending cookouts, and looking so sexy man. Green as f*ck, loads of cool bits – a real bargain.
Pink to make the dictator boys wink. A flat cap for the opposite of flat people, vibrant, enchanting and schexy, the caps too.
Not just a hat. A sign to the world that you care about how warm your ears are and that they should seriously consider you for that new job promotion you’ve had your eyes on, a person who cares about their ears that much deserves the world. Buy now for a promotion, an investment into your future and basically a free hat in the grand scheme of things.
A bag to put hopes and dreams in, a bag to make friends jealous with, a bag to signal to the world – you are a tidy.
Cards on the table here – we’ve made sure these Tee’s are the best quality a silly little indie band could afford with fully stitched logos and 215 gsm – best ae gear. Not a lot of margin made but we’re not in the bizniz of profit, we’re in the bizniz of making you look sexy. Buy now – no regret later.
Rubiks cube’s handsome younger borther – good at sports. Roughly priced at 22p for every 10 seconds, unreal return of investement.
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